{"title":"Englisch","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;\"\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#111;color:#fff;padding:60px 25px;text-align:center;border-radius:14px;\"\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:70px;\"\u003e😂\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003ch1 style=\"font-size:46px;margin:10px 0;color:#fff;\"\u003e\n            GOT YOU!\n        \u003c\/h1\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;color:#ddd;margin:0;\"\u003e\n            You’ve been caught with noticeable parking behaviour\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv style=\"margin-top:25px;font-size:16px;line-height:1.8;\"\u003e\n            ✔ Not a real fine\u003cbr\u003e\n            ✔ No charges\u003cbr\u003e\n            ✔ Just a humorous warning\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- EXPLANATION --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding:50px 25px;text-align:center;background:#f5f5f5;\"\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;margin-bottom:15px;\"\u003e\n            What is this?\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:18px;line-height:1.7;max-width:700px;margin:auto;color:#333;\"\u003e\n            Someone noticed your parking behaviour and decided to leave you a humorous warning card.\n            No police, no enforcement, no real fine.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:22px;font-weight:bold;margin-top:25px;color:#111;\"\u003e\n            “That could’ve gone better.”\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- RELATABLE --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"padding:50px 25px;text-align:center;background:#ffffff;border-top:1px solid #eee;border-bottom:1px solid #eee;\"\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 style=\"font-size:28px;margin-bottom:20px;\"\u003e\n            Does this sound familiar?\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:18px;line-height:2;color:#333;\"\u003e\n            🚗 Parked across two spaces\u003cbr\u003e\n            🚗 Way too close to another car\u003cbr\u003e\n            🚗 Crooked or partly on the sidewalk\u003cbr\u003e\n            🚗 “I’ll only be 2 minutes”\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"margin-top:25px;font-size:18px;color:#444;\"\u003e\n            Then you understand exactly why these cards exist.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- CTA --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#111;color:#fff;padding:60px 25px;text-align:center;border-radius:14px;margin-top:30px;\"\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 style=\"color:#fff;font-size:30px;\"\u003e\n            Want to hand these out yourself?\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:18px;color:#ccc;max-width:650px;margin:20px auto;\"\u003e\n            Avoid arguments and frustration.\n            Just leave a card and the message is instantly clear.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:2;margin-bottom:30px;\"\u003e\n            ✔ Humour without conflict\u003cbr\u003e\n            ✔ Clear message\u003cbr\u003e\n            ✔ Perfect for bad parking situations\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/nederland\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#fff;color:#111;\n           padding:16px 40px;border-radius:50px;\n           font-weight:bold;font-size:18px;text-decoration:none;\"\u003e\n           ORDER YOUR CARDS →\n        \u003c\/a\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c!-- DISCOUNT --\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffcc00;padding:40px;text-align:center;border-radius:14px;margin-top:30px;\"\u003e\n\n        \u003ch2 style=\"margin:0;font-size:26px;color:#111;\"\u003e\n            🎉 10% OFF\n        \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;color:#111;margin-top:10px;\"\u003e\n            Use code:\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv style=\"font-size:30px;font-weight:bold;color:#111;\"\u003e\n            GEPRANKT10\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/tommietshop.eu\/collections\/englisch.oembed","provider":"TommieTShop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}